Met up with Aida, Akira, Chico, Mari, Susan, and Tessa under the shadow of the Maili Pillboxes to get our morning constitutional.

Kaukama Road

The cap heads are in the majority for our group photo.

Farrington Highway

Akira explaining the size of the nigiri sushi he had for dinner last night.

Farrington Highway

The scarecrow has taken up residence in the house.

Farrington Highway

Walking through the pebbly town that has the highest percentage of kanaka maoli or native Hawaiians on the island.

Farrington Highway

I didn’t know Groot was for sale.

Farrington Highway

CB soon caught up with us after parking at his brother’s place and test drove his 2D muscle car. If it only had one more dimensional layer.

Farrington Highway

Chico volunteering to be the human water gauge on the non-existent ledge that was also 2D as well.

Farrington Highway

No shopping cart rides today. The plight of the homeless on this side of the island is especially glaring. Not getting into politics and policy, but the fact that the majority of the homeless are Hawaiians is a pretty sad commentary on the state of affairs. If they want to get the ball rolling, they should camp at the State Capitol and all the key political leaders place of residence. That would get national news and force the levers of political power to start moving and actually do something that benefits not just the kanaka maoli but all the local residents that call this place home. Just my two cents.

Farrington Highway

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Farrington Highway

This particular canine did not want to sleep or lie.

Lualualei Beach Park

Looking for seashells or at least fragments of them.

Burger King

Nobody said “You Rule” or offered a cardboard crown. Ask and you shall receive.

FHB

Say Yes. Yes I can climb on the sign. Yessah.

Farrington Highway

Artwork or graffiti seen on the streets.

Israel Kamakawiwo’ole

Taking a photo with the 200 pound bronze bust of Braddah IZ, one of Hawaii’s most influential and successful singers.

Farrington Highway

Chico failed to get a HFD T-Shirt so he ran across the highway to join back with the group as the flags flew at half mast to honor former Representative Gene Ward who passed on April 4, 2025.

Farrington Highway

I guess this particular bus shelter avoided compliance with the sit-lie ban. No complaints from Chico.

Farrington Highway

Cotton is the new Rogaine.

Farrington Highway

Hey, those are my exact size!

Farrington Highway

The pilot showing how the helicopter chair is executed. Something may have been lost in translation.

Farrington Highway

The Flying Filipino not to be confused with Shane Victorino.

7-11

Stopping at the last outpost of snacks and refreshments before resuming our walk.

Mauna Lahilahi

We decided to do a detour and climb the world’s smallest mountain. But first somebody took their medication for clarification of their mind.

Mauna Lahilahi

It was Chico’s first and Mari’s second attempt at climbing this relatively diminutive peak.

Mauna Lahilahi

Akira guiding the girls up a relatively less steep section of the trail.

Mauna Lahilahi

This angle illustrates why it’s also called thin mountain in English.

Mauna Lahilahi

One step at a time takes one closer to the top.

Mauna Lahilahi

Leaving all the relatively steep climbing behind us as we plateaued near the summit.

Mauna Lahilahi

Aida overlooking Papaoneone Beach and its aging condos.

Mauna Lahilahi

We all made it to the 230′ summit with its panoramic views of the coastline and mountains.

Mauna Lahilahi

Leaving the summit behind along with Chico’s ex-sixth wife as we scrambled our way back down.

Mauna Lahilahi

We soon dropped back down to the base along with the volunteers who were hauling out all the rubbish that somehow finds its way here.

Farrington Highway

Just one question. Is this a silent or loud alarm?

Farrington Highway

Can you see the hikers for the flowers?

Farrington Highway

Picking the not so low-hanging fruit that was first introduced to the islands in 1824 by Captain Meek from Manila.

Farrington Highway

In search of shade.

Makaha Beach

Strolling around the beach which is where big wave surfing was born.

Farrington Highway

We decided to skip the arch at Kea’au Beach Park as the waves were hammering the coastline.

Farrington Highway

Akira balancing on the concrete dividers that separated the road and boulders from coastal erosion.

Kaneana (Makua Cave)

We escaped the sweltering heat and cooled off by entering the roughly 150,000 year old cave that was once underwater.

Kaneana (Makua Cave)

The cave reputedly is roughly 450′ deep and there are branching tunnels for those with a yearn to explore and headlamps. We had neither in stock today.

Kaneana (Makua Cave)

Legend has it that this was once home to the shark god, Nanaue who would lure unsuspecting travelers to his lair and have them for dinner. Not wanting to be shark bait, we soon exited the cool cavern.

All pau

Thanks to Dave for shuttling us back to our cars.

GPS Tracks

Our hot as heck walk strolled us around 10.6 miles today. Fun walk with good friends. Post hike meal at Denny’s, where there was something for everybody.

Photos taken by Aida Gordon, Akira Suzuki, Chico Cantu, Chris Bautista, Dale Yoshizu, Mari Saito, Susan Katz, Tessa Bugay and yours truly. Not necessarily in order.

Note: I have been made aware that some hikers have been using my blog as a hiking guide and getting lost on the trails. Please note that this blog was made to document the hike for the crew(s) that did it. That is why some of my comments will seem to have no relevance or meaning to anybody outside of the crew(s) that hiked that trail. My blog was never meant as a hiking guide, so please do not treat it as such. If you find inspiration and entertainment from these hikes, that is more than enough. If you plan on replicating these hikes, do so in the knowledge that you should do your own research accordingly as trail conditions, access, legalities and so forth are constantly in flux. What was current today is most likely yesterdays news. Please be prepared to accept any risks and responsibilities on your own as you should know your own limitations, experience and abilities before you even set foot on a trail, as even the “simplest” or “easiest” of trails can present potential pitfalls for even the most “experienced” hikers. One should also always let somebody know of your hiking plans in case something doesn’t go as planned, better safe than sorry.