Met up with Ben, Ethan, Nandor, Scott, Serene and Shirley at one of the wettest spots on the island. Luckily, today was an exception to the rule. Photo by Scott Bowling.
Where the paved road soon meets the trail.
Group photo. Can you see us in the distance?
Left for the trail. Right for the urinals.
Ankle deep.
Hala trees along the trail, with their distinctive aerial roots.
Barely wet.
Going off the beaten path.
Land of lost signals. Hannah, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Virginia anymore.
Walking through waist high uluhe ferns as we saw our destination ahead.
Trail clearing in progress. Ultra light saws just don’t cut it. Get a home depot saw or Bear Grylls machete.
B&W Bamboo break. Photo by Nandor Szotak.
The trail eventually became defined by high, narrow rock walls.
I guess these stones haven’t been rolling for quite some time. Photo by Nandor Szotak.
Why do you call it chock stone? Ask the English teacher.
Shirley killing it. The plant life that is.
A booming voice from Kauai erupted and yelled ” I told you not to touch the tree! ” Sanitized for family consumption. Color me embarrassed. Photo by Ben Hinders.
Scott’s group took a different path to Two Apes Talking. We were left with cliff notes for the unknown trail ahead of us. Go straight and up the ridge. Okie dokie.
The “trail” was eventually swallowed by the dense forest.
Making our way up the steep flank of the ridge, swinging by trees to get to the top of the saddle.
Thoughts of climbing it went out the window, it lingered awhile, but died a slow death.
Meanwhile, a couple ridges over, Serene was having fun with the uluhe ferns. Photo by Nandor Szotak.
Doesn’t look that bad. Famous last words. Photo by Shirley.
The booster team.
So crumbly close and yet so fawking far.
As close as we were going to get to it today.
Spreading my cheeks. Oh, did I get it wrong? Was it turn the other cheek? Photo by Ethan Clavecillas.
A refreshing view of Kanehoalani after Ben had his head up my you know what. Photo by Shirley.
The man train coming down. Photo by Shirley.
Shirley being of the wrong gender and not wanting to be the caboose, making her way back down to join the rest of the group. Photo by Nandor Szotak.
Taller than it looks.
Group photo back to front: myself, Serene, Scott, Nandor, Ben, Ethan and Shirley.
Scott taking the steep shortcut down. Watch the poop.
Looking out towards Pu’u Piei.
After three tiered webbing descents, the grade of the ridge transitioned from steep to walkable.
The group making their way down the rock strewn “trail.”
When I first heard Nandor talking aboout these rock obstacles, I heard ” chalk stone. ” I guess that’s why it had to be explained by an English teacher.
Ethan finding his footing as he made his way down.
Scott looking for the tree to grab as he made his way down. Oh, it was killed.
Ben swinging around the boulder to land himself.
Going down the constricted moss covered walls.
Playing in the shallow end.
Fun times with a great crew, thanks to Scott for setting it up. Mahalo to Ben’s friend, Will for dropping off the IPA beer and my imaginary soda. Cheers. Post hike meal at Brick Oven Pizza. Thanks for the soda Ben. Better late than never. Just kidding. Double check your bill for extra charges as well.
Note: I have been made aware the some hikers have been using my blog as a hiking guide and getting lost on the trails. Please note that this blog was made to document the hike for the crew(s) that did it. That is why some of my comments will seem to have no relevance or meaning to anybody outside of the crew(s) that hiked that trail. My blog was never meant as a hiking guide, so please do not treat it as such. If you find inspiration and entertainment from these hikes, that is more than enough. If you plan on replicating these hikes, do so in the knowledge that you should do your own research accordingly as trail conditions, access, legalities and so forth are constantly in flux. What was current today is most likely yesterdays news. Please be prepared to accept any risks and responsibilities on your own as you should know your own limitations, experience and abilities before you even set foot on a trail, as even the “simplest” or “easiest” of trails can present potential pitfalls for even the most “experienced” hikers.