‘Twas the morning of Christmas, when all through the tuff cone
not a coqui frog was calling, not even an iPhone.
When out on the pillbox, there arose such a clatter,
we sprang from the summit to see what was the matter.
Away to the railing we flew like a flash,
sailing over the fence and made a mad dash.
When to our squinty eyes, still crusted with makapiapia, what should appear,
but a six foot douglas fir tree twinkling with colored lights and branches bowed with shiny spheres.
We all flocked to the tree like so many mynah birds,
as Hawaiian Santa, a braddah of few words,
called out his naughty and nice list;
Brian, Dale, Jasmin, Kenji, Lene, Masako, Matt, Rocky, Scott, Shirley, Ted, Tina and Yoly!
Hawaiian Santa paused as he looked us over and said oh wait,
Chris B was running late.
Missing but in spirit were Chris C, Ethan, Glenn and Lee.
Now no trail should be classified as right or wrong,
there’s no further need to sing that old song.
We opened our wrapped presents that were filled with rocks,
as we shivered in the winter air, cold down to our socks.
But the real present was the sunrise and Christmas company,
we had cookies, mochi, eggnog and warm milk to pass around; but alas, no bubbly.
Down the pillbox, Hawaiian Santa came down with a hoot.
He was dressed in a loud Hawaiian shirt and surfer shorts to boot.
His brow was rimmed by a lauhala hat,
and he was obviously a Democrat.
And flashing a shaka, up the pillbox he rose;
He sprang to his outrigger canoe that was pulled by nine pua’a.
And away they all flew, to the next luau.
But I heard him shout, before he put on his spikes,
“Mele Kalikimaka to all, and to all a good hike!”
The weather outside was so delightful,
so Yoly and I drove to Maunawili Valley to get another sightful.
Yoly making her way up the corridor of trees,
hoping not to run into any bees.
We were checking the list twice,
to take in all the good advice.
Taking a peek past the trees,
we saw the ridge was going to be a tight squeeze.
A hop and a scotch,
and Yoly was out of the notch.
Yoly climbing up between a tree and a rock,
as it was a trail of hard knocks.
Scrambling up a couple more rock faces,
to get to our other places.
Throw me down some webbing,
so I can make it home to my bedding.
We paused on the ridge to take a selfie,
as we wanted to look somewhat beastly.
The weather outside became so frightful,
we were just glad there was no lightning.
The ridge wrapped in clouds to the highest peak,
was looking somewhat bleak.
We took a right,
hoping to see some daylight.
The further down we went,
the more hurried was our descent.
Stepping down the mud wall,
slowly I went otherwise I would end up in a sprawl.
The winds picked up something fierce,
which made our balance somewhat worse.
Hiking in the clouds,
beats walking with the crowds.
Climbing down backwards,
can sometimes feel awkward.
The gusts continued unabated,
which made us feel refrigerated.
When grabbing handholds of uki grass,
is all that keeps you from landing on your ass.
Looking down at the lookout,
I had to give out a shout.
Staring down at the drop,
I couldn’t help but to look at all the treetops.
Yoly coming around the contour,
as she should’ve took the detour.
Sitting on the chimney,
where it was quite windy.
Ho Ho Ho.
The rain started sideway sheeting,
so it’s best that our stay here be fleeting.
Goodbyes are always hard,
so just send a postcard.
Climbing up when it’s windy,
at least it’s no chimney.
One notch was all that was left,
standing between us and some rest.
Yoly about to finish the hike,
all she wants is her missing spike.
Our merry and short stroll covered 2.46 miles. Mahalo to Chris for picking us up and taking us back to our cars. No post meal hike on this Christmas Day. Happy Holidays to all.
Note: I have been made aware the some hikers have been using my blog as a hiking guide and getting lost on the trails. Please note that this blog was made to document the hike for the crew(s) that did it. That is why some of my comments will seem to have no relevance or meaning to anybody outside of the crew(s) that hiked that trail. My blog was never meant as a hiking guide, so please do not treat it as such. If you find inspiration and entertainment from these hikes, that is more than enough. If you plan on replicating these hikes, do so in the knowledge that you should do your own research accordingly as trail conditions, access, legalities and so forth are constantly in flux. What was current today is most likely yesterdays news. Please be prepared to accept any risks and responsibilities on your own as you should know your own limitations, experience and abilities before you even set foot on a trail, as even the “simplest” or “easiest” of trails can present potential pitfalls for even the most “experienced” hikers.
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Thank you so much Kenji letting me join your fabulous Christmas hike!!!
It was one memorable hike ever!!!
I so love your hiking spirit, you are awesome, as always!!!
Aloha Masako-san,
Thanks for joining us. Hikes are nothing without good company. I’m glad you had fun. We should start hiking more often, especially on those hikes that you don’t like. . Akemashite Omedetou Gozaimasu!!!
Mahalo
That’s an epic hike! And the write up is awesome. I love the Christmas humor. I’ve never come down the Chimney, only up it. Descending looks like it’s a lot sketchier. I especially wouldn’t want to do it in the rain. Great job getting everyone out safely. Certainly an adventure to remember!
Aloha Lonnie,
Thanks! Descending down was made a tad harder with strong winds and sporadic rain. Happy New Year!
Mahalo